Hello. How are you? No wait, I don’t care.
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So Today I Caused An Incident.
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Online Dating – What The Profile Really Means.
I have been a member of Match.com for five months. I have been on four dates. One of which ended with me chasing a crying drunk girl around a tube station. So clearly I am the king of online dating
So here is a quick reference guide for all you lonely people out there who need a little help working out what exactly that profile really says about the person you are about to date. What you may notice whilst taking your virgin steps into the online world is that almost all profiles are exactly the same because most people want to get across the same basic things.
My Christmas Message.
Dear Sir/Madam/Steve,
Happy holidays, merry Christmas, happy…whatever the Jews do. I hope this message finds you well (because I will be damned if I spend a single minute doing Christmas cards so this is the best you are going to get).
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London – Destroyer of bins.
David Cameron has declared war on….nothing. The riots this country went through last week were, of course, fucking horrific. But after the deluge of talking heads spouting all sorts of sillyness trying to explain what happened / start their election campaigns…
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Why deleting my facebook is taking longer than I thought it would
I have always been opposed to a national identity database. Ever since the idea was brought to the attention of the media (and therefore pummelled into every sense I have) it has filled me with the fear that I will end up like Winston in 1984 (and now you all know I have read, or at least watched, 1984 and therefore I am worth talking to at partys). And then it hit me, I already signed up to one. Here is a list of things Facebook now knows about me because I told them.
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